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Wisdom for the ages, by a blonde

Dear people of the 49 states and Idaho,

after very much research (or not), I have come to a very important conclusion of old people versus education, Education is more important. The shocking truth of the matter is that old people are even more useless than young people, old people wait for sweet blissful death in their old houses and or nursing home rooms and yell at others to remove themselves from the boundaries of their yard. Young people however are much less stubborn and will eventually grow up to be middle people. By this I mean that America's youth need education to continue America's future and make it better. Alot of money is carelessly spent on old people in order for them to have new technological advances which by the way only angers them because quote "Confound that useless vista box!". Education however causes young people to know how to use vista (let alone the remote *glares at old crazy old woman across the street*) and how to use even more advanced technology like doctor equipment or to use their talents to become governors ( but not like Blagojevich ) or possibly the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! Education also causes young people to know about morals so they will not end up like McCain, Blagojevich, Binladen, Saddam Hussein, Houdini', or any other politician that has ruined the U.S.A. . . . . . .

Oh wait I forgot what I was writing about, Oh yes! Money should also be spent more on paying teachers because teachers have the most important, most helpful, most dangerous job in America! Because of this teachers should be paid as much as a brain surgeons because of their unlimited intelligence and wisdom ( and my teacher told me to write this so it must be true) . So remember people of the world, beyond, and California, who do YOU think money would be spent on, the future, or your soon to be underground father in law.

I have nothing to say yet.